Top Five Amusing Things at a Career Fair

1. People who say to me, "You don't have a very dark tan for living in Florida!" Hello. We do have some sort of winter here. It's not summer all year.
2. Other vendors who try to attract attention to their booths by doing things like hiring models to walk around in what looks like nothing but bathrobes bearing their logo.
3. People with a much smaller sense of personal space with strangers then I possess
   
4. Candidates who say "Orlando? Don't you guys have tons of hurricanes?" Hopefully for all of us living here that was just a bad couple years not a permanent trend!
   
5. People who say "Can I steal a pen?" Sure. Or you could just take one. You'd probably feel less guilty that way.