Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Commander and Chief
This was spoken by the president's husband as she debated over a difficult decision. I thought it was a thought-provoking statement.
This is becoming one of my favorite shows. It comes on ABC Tuesday nights at 8:00 Central if anyone is interested. :)
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Circles
You draw your circles
And I draw mine
No one dares reach over
To step across the line
Your circles shut me out
My circles shut me in
My friends cannot be yours
And I can't be your friend
Trapped within our circles
By what we won't look past
We lose potential memories
And friendships made to last
Only you can stop your tracing
Only you can let it clear
And let the water wash it clean
Till the circles disappear
Friday, November 25, 2005
Meeting the Family
There have been a couple "moments" that I thought you would find amusing.
The first happened last night. Anitra and Tony invited two of their friends over to watch a movie with us. As we were waiting for Kevin to take a shower or something, we started watching TV. Of course, Malcom X came on. THAT was awkward. My personal favorite was in the beginning where he apparently tried to look white and was seduced by a blond white girl. Luckily Kevin came in around that point and we pressed play for the "Polar Express" Saved by an animation.
The next was today. Here is the conversation between Kevin's aunt and me.
Me: So where are you going to church tomorrow. (Huntsville is like Collegedale. There are a bunch of churches here.)
Aunt: We'll probably go to Oakwood.
Me: Is the Oakwood church kindof like the Collegedale church?
Aunt: Well, it's not really like the Collegedale church because most everyone is black.
Me: Really?!??? (Can you hear the sarcasm?!)
Kevin and I had a good laugh over that one.
So, I still don't know where we are going to church, but I did learn that the Oakwood church has a mostly black popluation. So surprising considering its location. :)
Happy Sabbath!
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Reason number 3456 not to shop at Walmart
I was on a mission to buy the Newlywed game for an office party. I called Walmart to ask if they carried the game.
Walmart Rep #1- Hello.
Me- I am looking for the BOARD game, The newlywed game. Do you have it?
I am transfered to electronics
Walmart Rep #2- Electronics
Me- I am looking for the BOARD game, The newlywed game. Do you have it?
Walmart Rep #2 - Uh, does it have anything to do with a computer?
Me- No. It's a board game
Walmart Rep #2- Uhhhh. Sorry, I can't help you.
Me- Can you transfer me to someone who can?!
I am transferred
Walmart Rep #3- Hello
Me- (Hoping I haven't been transfered to houseware) Who am I speaking with?
Walmart Rep #3- Bill
I say my speech for the third time, he disappears, and returns saying that they have the game.
So, I go to Walmart. No game. I ask to speak to a manager. 15 minutes, and 5 pages later, no manager.
I leave emptyhanded and very annoyed reminding myself to stay away from that horrid store as much as possible.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Take a quick vote
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Thanksgiving suprise
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Gabrielle and the M&Ms
There once was a girl named Gabrielle who liked M&Ms very much. She especially liked the yellow ones. Yellow was, after all, her favorite color. She tried to buy M&Ms that came in bags of only yellow ones, and when that wasn’t an option she would just throw out the rest. Oddly enough all of her friends and relatives were the same. They even had jokes about the phenomenon and would call each other names like “sunshine” and “banana.” One day she was having an M&M craving and bought a huge bag from Target to munch on during her trip home. She opened the bag with excitement, but she discovered that in the entire bag there were NO YELLOW M&Ms! What to do?! After much debate she decided to try a red one. She didn’t know what to expect, but as the taste sank it she discovered something. IT TASTED THE SAME! She was surprised at this revelation. How could it taste like a yellow M&M when it so obviously looked different? So she did some research on Google and discovered something. The only difference between yellow M&Ms and red one is food coloring. That’s it. No extra preservatives, no funny flavors. Just food coloring. What a relief! Now she could actually eat the entire bag of M&Ms. But will the rest of the yellow fans stop throwing away perfectly good M&Ms? That remains to be seen.